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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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