whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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