porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this will be a night to untag.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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