White coat. Heels.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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