how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
honey bunches of taint.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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