I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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