I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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