You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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