it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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