We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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