I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
