question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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