Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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