You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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