She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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