she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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