I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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