conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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