I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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