I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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