and my herpes radar will keep us safe
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What a dumb baby whore.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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