Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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