He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
