The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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