I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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