You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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