I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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