STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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