Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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