I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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