it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Did I show you my penis last night?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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