I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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