Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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