I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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