She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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