She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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