Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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