Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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