Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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