Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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