You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My hand turned me down
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she told me i tasted like america
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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