I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's always time for handjobs
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
