She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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