Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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