Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You took a bar mat shot.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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