margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I love you.
Bad choice
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