Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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