this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
