Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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