I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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